Day Nine, "12 and a half miles of HOLY CRAP"
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger,Stand a little taller"
Another morning and this time clear weather to start the day, what a change! Today we had planned to do a loop from Telluride to Ouray then over Engineer Pass and through Silverton back over Ophir Pass to camp. Having Done Ophir on the way in we decided to do a pavement loop through Ridgeway and highway 62 to the West back around on Hwy 145 after Engineer Pass. This would prove to be a bit ambitious considering the toughness of the terrain. We really had
no Idea what we were getting ourselves into despite my extensive research prior to the trip. Maps and Ride reports and Google Earth only tell a part of the picture after pavement comes to an end.
We sat on the patio at Baked in Telluride and watched the local stoners wander about and cluster to decide on how to save the world from the evils of modern life. We to where on the fringes of civilized life, at least for the moment. Our mission today was to explore and conquer
Imogene Pass across to Ouray. It starts a few blocks north of the Main street in Telluride, just off Oak Street and looks
to all the world like a back-alley as it starts up out of town. It is a reddish rock that is badly rutted and strewn with baseball and larger rocks with drop-offs that (even just out of town) will require a hospital trip if you are lucky. As it climbs ever steeper and higher towards the remnants of the Tomboy mine it gets downright dangerous and real care is required to avoid a visit to a different kind of doctor with lousy stitching skills.
There is one distiquishing feature as you climb this pass and that is a stone tunnel after which the trail steepens and hugs a rock face up to the lower part of the mine ruins where the Tomboy mine tunnel entrance is. From there until the last steep switchback before the summit, it twists and turns up some of the biggest rock "steps" that I have ever ridden. The rest of the trails are covered in huge chunky rocks that can throw you onto the ground in a heartbeat. This fact combined with the elevation made for a real riding challenge with serious consequences for any errors. At one point I stopped in the rock-step-garden (as I call it) wanting to make sure that my crew had made it safely through as well. Paul had gotten off-track, an easy thing to do with the maze of alternate trails in the waist high brush growing on that level of the pass. I heard him first, then saw him making his way back to where I was standing on a car sized boulder. Ian was not to be seen, nor heard and I was worried that he had crashed and was having trouble lifting his bike in the thin air. Paul and I started hiking back down, with my GPS in hand to stay on the correct path. Paul though he could hear Ian's bike but I was sure he was imagining it. Finnally I spotted Ian climbing the rough trail toward us and as he passed, too steep for him to stop by us, I noticed his tool pouch bouncing more than usual. It had come open and I spotted on of his tools lying on the trail at my feet amongst the rocks. I watched for more as I laboured to climb back up to the bikes. Both Paul and I needed a breather when we reached the spot where we had parked the bikes. Ian had only lost two tools, one of which I had found coming back up.
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We decided to take the remaining climb one section (switch-back) at a time so as not to kill ourselves with the effort. I managed to take one corner a bit too slow and spun out in the loose rock trying to avoid a huge rock. As I was getting myself going, Paul came around the corner, saw me and picked a bad line causing a minor slow speed crash to his left. Once Ian and I had parked on the next flat spot we went back down to help pick up Paul's bike and get him launched up that section. Another break and another section found us within a half mile of the summit with a steep but easy-looking trail remaining. We relaxed on a huge snow bank that felt good through out riding suits as we reclined on the cold surface.
The last push to the top was very steep but all the bikes climbed it with ease, the last switchback being a bit muddy fron snow melt.
The summit was beautiful (a word wholly inadequate for its description) and we had an amazing vantage point on the valley and mountain ranges that were now all below us The Elevation was well over 13,000 feet and was by far the highest we had attained in Colorado! We marveled in it, the views, the achievement. It made the work and risk getting there worth it. This is what the whole trip came down to, this moment, this view, WOW!
Like the saying goes; "What goes up, must come down" and so we did. The downward leg was easy at first other than a few good sized steps (sheer drops off rock of about a foot) into chunky rock that would smash man and machine without discrimination. The trail was easy to follow on the GPS when you had a second to look at it, but was a tiring workout for the whole body. We had met only one truck just as we left Telluride on the way up, but on the descent met Jeeps, Quads, side-by-sides and a couple of 4X4 tour trucks with doe-eyed tourists stuffed in the seats like sheep. You could only squeeze by if you picked the spot carefully as the drops were career ending. Eventually, we made it to the "easier" section after a couple of fun stream crossings, all of our techniques getting good by now for that manuever. Somehow Paul had a tip over, but only Ian saw this and only his pride might have taken a knock. Even once we got onto the wide gravel into Ouray we had to be careful, as the drops into the river gorge were sheer and
significant and without a guard rail to be seen.
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We stopped in Ouray (pronounced OU-Rye I think) to take some pictures, then went on the
hunt for Pie again. I spotted a place that promised great Coffee, home-made chocolates and Ice cream. It sounded good to me and despite not having Pie (it is apparently illegal in the state of Colorado; Pot is OK but Pie, now you are pushing it!) had something for everbody. I had burnt enough calories to want a double scoop of Ice cream in a fresh waffle cone. Ian, as always wanted chocolates, the darker the better, but shied away from the "Dirty Hippy" chocolate bark.
Paul consoled his lack of Pie consumption with a Mint Espresso shake and some other sweet treat.
We, despite the giant influx of calories, were rather spent and, by commity, decided to forego Engineer pass for the pavement loop through Ridgeway and back around to Telluride. Paul tells me he spotted a bear crapping in the woods, but I think it may have been the Mint Shake causing strange halucinations. It being our last night in Telluride we planned to do a bit more looking around in town and then go check out the famous
Brown Dog Pizza. Any place that has legal pot consumption had better have good Pizza and Brown Dog did not disappoint. It might have even been the best I have ever had, and my judgement was not enhanced by any funny weedy substance.
As Colorado would have it, it was pouring rain as we left to head back to camp, but it was short lived and camp was dry for the evening. I took a chance, despite my comrades protests, and packed the tarp, that had saved our butts the evening before, when the sky had opened and unleashed its wrath!
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