So I went in to a Harley store Saturday

[Hail]

So I went in to a Harley dealer Saturday.......

 

[Earlzach]

So, Were you in the "Dealer" or the "Dealership"? Your leaving this wide open at the moment.

 

[BroHay]

and somebody offered you twice blue book for the FZ so they could have something to ride?!?

 

[cos_fz1]

Getting the popcorn now although its a little early opcorn:

 

[ballmead]

...but this was a con because they really wanted to....

 

[amevl]

slipped on the oil puddles,sued them,won and bought new bikes for the whole forum!!!

 

[onthlvl1]

:th_smiley_rotfl2[1]

slipped on the oil puddles,sued them,won and bought new bikes for the whole forum!!!

 

[lytehouse]

So I went in to a Harley dealer Saturday.......

Ok :hook2:

:waiting:

were you sad and just needed a laugh? Cause we ALL know, you won't give up the FZ1!

 

[Oldschool]

Got a tatoo, traded The FZ, bought a sportster, grew a beard and pût on weight?

 

[Hellgate]

Sorry to hear this. You know they have a cream for that.

 

[Hail]

I am very happy with how this thread is turning out! opcorn:

Actually, my buddy has been storing his Harley (1200 Sportster) at my house because he is now living in a 2nd floor apartment with no garage in the center of Houston. I have room in my garage and I am already close to the country north of Houston.

Anyway, short story long, he needed to get some new mirrors for his Harley because his field of view is horrible with the stock ones.

So he blew $130 on some HD brand name mirrors made in China. I can't believe everyone does not dump HD just for the fact that so much of their crap is made in China. I thought part of the whole appeal was that these bikes were American made?

That being said I can appreciate just about any motorcycle because I love 2 wheels but if I ever went this route I would go Victory Hammer or an Suzuki M109R2! The only thing in the dealership I would like to test drive is the XR1200X.

 

[Dustin]

The only thing in the dealership I would like to test drive is the XR1200X.

Don't bother. If you want to replicate it, sit on a jackhammer and smash yourself in the face with a dildo.

 

[Hail]

Don't bother. If you want to replicate it, sit on a jackhammer and smash yourself in the face with a dildo.

:funpost:

Ok that was the funniest thing written here in a very long time.

 

[amevl]

Don't bother. If you want to replicate it, sit on a jackhammer and smash yourself in the face with a dildo.

That brought tears to my eyes no not smacking myself with the meat substitute.That is agreat visual!!!:nothing:

 

[OneSizeFitsAll]

Come to think of I have never been into a Harley dealership. Can you understand them? Or is it all just brub brub brub ??

 

[Etroze]

That being said I can appreciate just about any motorcycle because I love 2 wheels but if I ever went this route I would go Victory Hammer or an Suzuki M109R2! The only thing in the dealership I would like to test drive is the XR1200X.

I am so with you on the Victory and the 109R. I mean who doesn't want bike that has enough torque to pull a car out of the mud lol

 

[Maverick01]

Got a tatoo, traded The FZ, bought a sportster, grew a beard and pût on weight?

Lol, that reminds me in 2008 and 2009 but used to have two bikes at the same time a HD and a sport one of other brand. I just love BIKES in general

Not mine

Not mine also

 

[Norm]

I've ridden the Victory Hammer, my friend's, a few times. Monstrous torque! It takes a real man or woman to handle this bike. I managed a few miles on it. Loads of fun but hang on for your life. Despite its rear wheel, which is bigger than many car tires, it's possible to turn this beast but it's like wrestling with a crocodile.

 

[FZ1inTX]

Dustin damned near did me in.... that was a GOOD ONE!!! :tup:

 

[Zen Badger]

Don't bother. If you want to replicate it, sit on a jackhammer and smash yourself in the face with a dildo.

Just think that right now, somewhere in the world there will be someone actually doing that.