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Norton Commando Transformer

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqpvriKZuA&feature=youtube_gdata_player]Norton Commando Transformer by Steve Twist - YouTube[/ame]
 
A woman walks into her doctor's office; scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her thighs...a green colored area has appeared on the inside of each. The color won't wash off, won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting larger each day.


The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home.



A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots?



"You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your husband a Harley guy?" the doctor asks.



"Yes--how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold!
 
BEFORE IT STARTS

A biker came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little pissed, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The biker sighed. "Oh shit, it's started.
 
Dave works hard at the plant & spends most of his evenings riding his scoot with the boys. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them & says "Hey Dave, how ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh No," says Dave. "He works at the plant."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable & says, "you must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.

"No honey, she works at the plant, too."

A stripper comes over to their table & throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says. "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club.

Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her & she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head & says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
 
Top 10 Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave at Other Motorcyclists

  1. They're way too cool to acknowledge non-Harley riders.
  2. They're too busy daydreaming about owning a real motorcycle.
  3. Their engine is too weak to handle the added wind resistance of a waving hand.
  4. The German Shepherd (in back of pickup truck with Harley) is easily upset by rapid hand movements.
  5. Are you kidding? Risk their lives trying to control a Harley with only one hand!
  6. They're too busy humming "Born to be Wild" while fantasizing about being Peter Fonda.
  7. They're too busy figuring out how to pay for the next order of genuine Harley accessories (including the "official" HD calculator needed to add up the cost).
  8. If we really have to tell you, you won't understand anyway.
  9. They can't see you because their half-shell helmet keeps falling down over their eyes.
  10. They think we are trying to draw their attention to the parts falling off their bikes, and they are sick and tired of it.
 
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