Norm
Wizard
As we all know, the FZ1 likes to go fast. There is a small subset of people that wear blue and drive cars that are black and white and have flashing red and blue lights that have a problem with that. So for those times when those people have an issue I have compiled a few, well thought out excuses. They might help...you never know:
1) "100 MPH?! Sir, my bike idles at that speed!"
2) "Sir, I was only able to afford one those cheap GPS's. It only receives information from one satellite so I have to stay right under it."
3) "Where was I going in such a hurry? Well you see I only had to go a couple blocks back in the other direction, but my bike doesn't have reverse, so I had to take the long away around..."
4) "100 MPH? Of course I knew I was going 100 MPH. I was still in first gear."
5) "The guys on the FZ1 forum said I have to keep the RPM's avove 10,000 so the engine doesn't rust."
6) "Well it was like this officer: This guy in a Cessna tried to pass me..."
7) "Speed is relative officer. Yes, compared to the speed of your career path I suppose 100 MPH is fast. Then again..."
1) "100 MPH?! Sir, my bike idles at that speed!"
2) "Sir, I was only able to afford one those cheap GPS's. It only receives information from one satellite so I have to stay right under it."
3) "Where was I going in such a hurry? Well you see I only had to go a couple blocks back in the other direction, but my bike doesn't have reverse, so I had to take the long away around..."
4) "100 MPH? Of course I knew I was going 100 MPH. I was still in first gear."
5) "The guys on the FZ1 forum said I have to keep the RPM's avove 10,000 so the engine doesn't rust."
6) "Well it was like this officer: This guy in a Cessna tried to pass me..."
7) "Speed is relative officer. Yes, compared to the speed of your career path I suppose 100 MPH is fast. Then again..."
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