Norm
Wizard
Work interrupting my posting.
Employee: (knocks on door)
Me: Yes
Employee: I don't feel good.
Me: Well.
Employee: What?
Me: You don't feel "well."
Employee: I just said that.
Me: No, you said "I don't..." Never mind. What's bothering you
Employee: I'm sick
Me: Then you should see a doctor.
Employee: They said you're the doctor.
Me: (outraged) Who said that?
Employee: Fran, the nurse.
Me: Lookit, she just said that to get rid of you. She's actually the doctor.
Employee: Really?
Me: Yes, of course. What kind of idiot doctor would be posting all day on a motorcycle forum?
Employee: (looks at screen) Hmmm, you have a point.
Me: See, I told you. Now go back to Fran and tell her to have a look at you. (locks door and puts sign on door: "Radioactive Waste Treatment"
Employee: (knocks on door)
Me: Yes
Employee: I don't feel good.
Me: Well.
Employee: What?
Me: You don't feel "well."
Employee: I just said that.
Me: No, you said "I don't..." Never mind. What's bothering you
Employee: I'm sick
Me: Then you should see a doctor.
Employee: They said you're the doctor.
Me: (outraged) Who said that?
Employee: Fran, the nurse.
Me: Lookit, she just said that to get rid of you. She's actually the doctor.
Employee: Really?
Me: Yes, of course. What kind of idiot doctor would be posting all day on a motorcycle forum?
Employee: (looks at screen) Hmmm, you have a point.
Me: See, I told you. Now go back to Fran and tell her to have a look at you. (locks door and puts sign on door: "Radioactive Waste Treatment"