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Gamecock said:
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Dude, that is amazing, LOL. It took me a second to gather all the information, but I would have definitely been laughing my ass off after I let off the throttle.
 
If you listen and watch the tach I really didn't even get into it that hard. Kinda just a roll on. Its addictive on open road, that is for sure.
 
Best Craigslist ad I've seen in awhile

"Ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad bitch and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had (radio edit) magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome."

boats n hoesss
 
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Gamecock said:
If you listen and watch the tach I really didn't even get into it that hard. Kinda just a roll on. Its addictive on open road, that is for sure.
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How true. My GPS has a 'Max Speed' feature and I swear it eggs me on whenever I'm on trips. It shows 132 now but I prefer to look at the stock speedo because I get to add 8% and feel more manly : owned:
 
I thought this was a pretty funny version of the the motorcycle signals

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But my favorite is and always will be Downshift83's version (NSFW, a lot of swearing)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHvLhoo0D88]Motorcycle Hand Signals - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgXLBuAj90E]Motorcycle Hand Signals 2 - YouTube[/ame]
 
Three men married women from different parts of the USA.

The first man married a Southern girl.
He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days before he saw any effect, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a West Coast girl.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better.
By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Jersey.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything.
The second day he didn't see anything either - but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and
his arm was healed sufficiently for him to make a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
However, he still has some difficulty when he urinates.


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