Out of the mouths of babes...

[Jimmyd]

This sentence is from an eleventh grade student’s paper discussing the golf culture to which he belongs: “People who golf usually dress better than the everyday street walker.”

This does bring new meaning to the terms “golf pro”, “play a round”, anything dealing with “woods”, “in the rough”, “ball washer”, and maybe “double bogey”.

 

[BDazzler]

This sentence is from an eleventh grade student’s paper discussing the golf culture to which he belongs: “People who golf usually dress better than the everyday street walker.”

This does bring new meaning to the terms “golf pro”, “play a round”, anything dealing with “woods”, “in the rough”, “ball washer”, and maybe “double bogey”.

"put the ball in the hole", "penalty stroke", "whoever finishes with the fewest strokes wins" : oops: :beer: lolup :spank2:

Totally stolen from a google search:

Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with you back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing in golf that sounds dirty but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

 

[Darth5oh]

“Roxanne… you don’t have to wear that red dress tonight…”