OldDuffer
Well-Known Member
1) Do you need a bunch of new friends and all the normal socialy acceptable pathways just aren't working for you?
2) Do you think you look great in black leather? ie: vests with concho's and fringe and assless leather pants(chaps, the most useless of all biker apparel)
3) Do you enjoy being in parades? (whatever club you join once you have your new steed will hold these parades every weekend and slow traffic for their own ammusement)
4) Do you like the kind of ride that includes at least a half dozen taverns, saloons, bars what have you? (Harleys seem to be gravitationaly pulled towards beer halls)
5) Do you like to awaken everyone within 5 miles of your home at 3 a.m. when you get home from your parade,pub crawl, poker run, rally, whatever name their calling these booze soaked events?
6) Do you believe that the louder your bike the more of attractive to the opposite gender you become?
7) Do you have an ingrained fear of bikes with true performance and handling, and dismiss them as RICE CRAP or Euro Trash?
8) Do you believe that the fashion items mentioned in #2 are all the protection you need aside from an occasional condom in case you bed one of the FINE looking honey's at the above mentioned social events.
9) Is your garage floor too clean and in need of major oil spill, and do you have a need to get to know a mechanic better and put his kids through college?
10) Is your IQ below 90
Then the Barley Kegerson lifestyle is for you. Good posing,er riding BRO!
2) Do you think you look great in black leather? ie: vests with concho's and fringe and assless leather pants(chaps, the most useless of all biker apparel)
3) Do you enjoy being in parades? (whatever club you join once you have your new steed will hold these parades every weekend and slow traffic for their own ammusement)
4) Do you like the kind of ride that includes at least a half dozen taverns, saloons, bars what have you? (Harleys seem to be gravitationaly pulled towards beer halls)
5) Do you like to awaken everyone within 5 miles of your home at 3 a.m. when you get home from your parade,pub crawl, poker run, rally, whatever name their calling these booze soaked events?
6) Do you believe that the louder your bike the more of attractive to the opposite gender you become?
7) Do you have an ingrained fear of bikes with true performance and handling, and dismiss them as RICE CRAP or Euro Trash?
8) Do you believe that the fashion items mentioned in #2 are all the protection you need aside from an occasional condom in case you bed one of the FINE looking honey's at the above mentioned social events.
9) Is your garage floor too clean and in need of major oil spill, and do you have a need to get to know a mechanic better and put his kids through college?
10) Is your IQ below 90
Then the Barley Kegerson lifestyle is for you. Good posing,er riding BRO!
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