OldDuffer
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So I just picked up my 12 year old daughter from the Spring dance. This is one of the 3 or 4 functions of this type that the middle school puts on during the school year. My kiddo is still more interested in running around with her girl pals and jumping around screaming and enjoying the social vibe. Boys apparantly aren't on the radar yet. I know this grace period will soon be over. I do know that some of the young penis packin hormone afflicted knuckle draggers have noticed my girl. She is starting to shall we say blossom, and thank God she has Mrs D's looks and not mine. Now I do trust that she has a good noggin on her shoulders. We've taught her right from wrong and how to think for herself. But when LOVE finally flys through the door and kisses her on the forhead, I'm afraid it might bite me in the ass. What I witnessed waiting outside the school is what put me in this frame of mind. One of the little douchebags, looking like he needed a fashion lesson, a lesson in how to stand up and walk and a bath, came out of the school and loudly announced. "Before summer is over I'm gonna do all you bitches." This was said while pointing at a group of 4 girls waiting to get into a minivan. To the girls credit they made the appropriate, EW get lost loser, noises. But the thing that struck me was the fact that this little troll was not fazed in the least. He went merrily on his way to try his wrap on some more Bitches. I know this little turd is not representative of the entire gender, nor even a large percentage of it. But it gets me to thinking that when I was his age it took me 2 months to screw up the courage to talk to a smokin hot girl in the class above mine. Things have changed aplenty in the 30+ summers since I decided to do all the bitches I could, and not for the better I think. If I had been in any way associated to the little booger muncher I think his ass would have had a size 13 boot print.
I guess my plea is to you medical proffesionals out there. I'm hoping there is a way to chemically induce a young man to do the following. Of course after my daughter has reached the appropriate dating age of 35.
1. Pick my daughter up and take her out for a nice meal.
2. Have a pleasant evening, maybe a movie.
3. Bring her directly home at 8 pm.
4. Have no thoughts of Gettin Some. EVER!
I know it's a pipe dream. But it's my pipe dream.
I guess my plea is to you medical proffesionals out there. I'm hoping there is a way to chemically induce a young man to do the following. Of course after my daughter has reached the appropriate dating age of 35.
1. Pick my daughter up and take her out for a nice meal.
2. Have a pleasant evening, maybe a movie.
3. Bring her directly home at 8 pm.
4. Have no thoughts of Gettin Some. EVER!
I know it's a pipe dream. But it's my pipe dream.
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