Tiger JOKE

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Nike was quick to announce the new Elin Nordegren line of clubs. This latest addition to ladies golf does not include a putter for reasons Nike will not comment on, though they have grips shaped like knife handles, and rather than reducing your slice, they actually make your slice more accurate. Nike claims they can cut through the toughest rough, like say, the side of a large vehicle, and while they don't improve your own driving, they can in fact negatively impact the driving of anyone around you. Check them out- they're at dieyourottencheatingpig.com.
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One last swing..

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They will be named
Elin's Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." :deadhorse:
 
Awakened to their utility in crash situations GM will now be equipping all their sport utility vehicles with golf clubs. Their ad campaign will additionally take on VW's recently orphaned slogan: "Drivers Wanted."
 
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
 
big tree

Arnold Palmer & Tiger Woods


Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"

Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."

Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.

Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."
 
Christmas time

The difference between Santa and Tiger Woods. Santa stops at three Ho's.

Maybe Santa will bring him some putter disenfectant for a present.
 
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