Hellgate
Wizard
Changing the spark plugs on my R6 provided a few good lessons tonight:
1) To change the plugs on an R6 you need a double jointed octopus
2) Safety wire isn't. It will cut the $h^t out of you.
3) A cosmetic pad and electrical tape makes a good field expedient band-aid.
4) A plug socket and a spocket extension will not fit into the number four spark plug hole of an '05 R6 at the same time. The socket must go first followed by the extension then the rachet handle...
5) Number four above cannot come out of said hole all at once but in parts, thus leaving the socket in the hole. Ugh...
6) Number five is rectified by using a "wad" of raw earth magnets that my 10 year old salvaged out of something, to pluck the socket out of the hole with extention.
7) Blood is very slippery and sticky at the same time, and tends to get on everything you don't want it to.
8) Most women, 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% don't understand why most men like to tinker in the garage while drinking and listening to music.
1) To change the plugs on an R6 you need a double jointed octopus
2) Safety wire isn't. It will cut the $h^t out of you.
3) A cosmetic pad and electrical tape makes a good field expedient band-aid.
4) A plug socket and a spocket extension will not fit into the number four spark plug hole of an '05 R6 at the same time. The socket must go first followed by the extension then the rachet handle...
5) Number four above cannot come out of said hole all at once but in parts, thus leaving the socket in the hole. Ugh...
6) Number five is rectified by using a "wad" of raw earth magnets that my 10 year old salvaged out of something, to pluck the socket out of the hole with extention.
7) Blood is very slippery and sticky at the same time, and tends to get on everything you don't want it to.
8) Most women, 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% don't understand why most men like to tinker in the garage while drinking and listening to music.
