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  1. Malkey

    Happy Autumn....

    What are these cool temps you talk about? ;) Temps are c not f.
  2. Malkey

    my street fighter wannabe

    Agreed. :nerd:
  3. Malkey

    New member welcome thread...

    Welcome Wayne, Nate and Steve. Wayne, I did a static line parachute jump course at Netheravon Army Base in Wilts. I was in the RAF though. Just did it for fun.
  4. Malkey

    arrived in new Jersey

    Oh yep the accent will help you especially with the ladies. ;) :UK flag:
  5. Malkey

    What did you do to your FZ today?

    Went for a ride to Newcomb's Ranch for brekkie. Bugger it was bloody hot though! Saw this on the side of a World Superbike rep BMW. Unfortunate spelling mistake and the poor owner now knows what a prat is. ;)
  6. Malkey

    New member welcome thread...

    Welcome Steve. :UK flag:
  7. Malkey

    What did you do to your FZ today?

    Just rode her to work. :)
  8. Malkey

    --!!Post What Made You Laugh Today!!--

    Argentine Air Defence Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Argentine airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a British aircraft. I am in Falklands airspace.' ... Argentine Air Defence Site: 'You are in Argentine airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch...
  9. Malkey

    --!!Post What Made You Laugh Today!!--

    I watched a documentary last night about artificial intelligence causing mankinds extinction. I asked Siri about it this morning and she told me to jump off a cliff.
  10. Malkey

    Show us your mug!

    Couple of years old. But me with my honey Kate Beckinsale. Plus a more recent picture.
  11. Malkey

    Anyone else feel emasculated by this........

    Nope. She has a nice bum though. :)
  12. Malkey

    Hello from Belgium

    Welcome and greetings from sunny Southern Cali.
  13. Malkey

    This years tour.

    Matt, thanks for sharing. Looks like you had a brilliant time. The access to Europe etc is one of the few things I miss about not living in Blighty.
  14. Malkey

    What did you do to your FZ today?

    Nice day for a ride up to Crystal Lake. :)
  15. Malkey

    Tragedy in Oakland

    I agree. What makes the driver think what he did was acceptable? I hope the driver rots in hell for what he did.
  16. Malkey

    --!!Post What Made You Laugh Today!!--

    We're coming. :UK flag:
  17. Malkey

    need gen 1 handlebar clamps (1 or 2)

    Glad I could help you out. Cheers!
  18. Malkey

    --!!Post What Made You Laugh Today!!--

    A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesnt bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why dont you put...
  19. Malkey

    --!!Post What Made You Laugh Today!!--

    What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorist.
  20. Malkey

    New member welcome thread...

    Welcome Matt. :UK flag:
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